This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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