sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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