I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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