He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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