What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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