I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We got so high we made milksteak
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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