Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I need water and some morals
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
