i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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