And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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