I must be too annoying 4 u.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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