I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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