Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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