Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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