Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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