Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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