Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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