Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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