There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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