She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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