is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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