Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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