paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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