we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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