i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
