There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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