Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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