Banned from zoo.
Again?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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