yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
