I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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