Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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