He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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