I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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