I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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