Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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