I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦â€â™€ï¸
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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