p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
