its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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