They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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