I have demons in me.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
