TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wish you could order shots online.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
