Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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