Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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