Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Your shirt... Was in my pants
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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