she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
