dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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