I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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