We got so high we made milksteak
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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