woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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