I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
