The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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