she was so not down for the gang bang
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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