trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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