We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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