Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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